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These are some quotes I have from Movies. (Just to warn you there may be some foul language or questionable language in some ofthese, but, that is because I am quoting the movie.)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ~ Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ~ Almost Famous ~ Finding Forrester ~ Coyote Ugly ~ Gladiator ~ American Psycho ~ Keeping the Faith ~ The 10th Kingdom ~ Road To El Dorado ~ The Talented Mr. Ripley ~ Girl, Interrupted ~ Sleepy Hollow ~ Dogma ~ The Matrix ~ Notting Hill ~ Little Women ~ The Cider House Rules ~ Mansfield Park ~ Shakespeare In Love ~ 10 Things I Hate About You ~ A Life Less Ordinary ~ Trainspotting ~ American Beauty ~ The Man In The Moon ~ Empire Records ~ Meet Joe Black ~ I Love You, I Love You Not ~ Newsies ~ Princess Bride ~ Breakfast Club ~ You've Got Mail ~ Swing Kids ~ Cutting Edge ~ Clueless ~ One Fine Day ~ My Best Friend's Wedding ~ Anne of Green Gables ~ As Good As It Gets ~ Dead Poet's Society ~ Titanic ~ Good Will Hunting ~ Armageddon ~ HOPE ~ EMMA ~ Ever After ~ Chasing Amy ~ Jerry Maguire ~ Reality Bites ~ Other


Hermione: "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."

Draco: "Why are you wearing glasses?"
Harry (as Goyle): "Uhhh...reading."
Draco: "Reading? I didn't know you could read."

Moaning Myrtle: "Oh Harry, if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet."
Harry: "ahhhh...Thanks Myrtle."

Ron: "Why'd it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"

Lucius Malfoy: "Let's just hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day."
Harry: "Don't worry, I will."


Dumbledore: "It does not due to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."

Hermione: "You'll be fine. You're a great wizard, Harry. You really are."
Harry: "Not as good as you."
Hermione: "Me? Books and cleverness? There are more important things: friendship, and bravery. And, Harry, just be careful."

Dumbledore: "Alas, earwax."

Ron: "That was bloody brilliant."

Dumbledore: "That was one of my more brilliant ideas, and between you and me, that's saying something."


William: "I'm not cute! I'm dark and mysterious and pissed off!"

Russell: "Holy shit! I grew up with that lampshade!"

Russell: "I am a golden god."

William: "Russell, do you really want your last words to be 'I'm on drugs.'"
Russell: "Yeah, you're right. How about this...I dig music." (people clap) "I'M ON DRUGS!" (people scream and cheer)

Lester: "The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you're uncool."

Penny Lane: "I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

Penny Lane: "How old are you?"
William: "Eighteen."
Penny Lane: "Me too! How old are we really?"
William: "Seventeen."
Penny Lane: "Me too!"
William: "Actually, I'm sixteen."
Penny Lane: "Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different."
William: "I'm fifteen."

William Miller: "I have to go home."
Penny Lane: "You are home."

William: "Don't you have any normal friends?"
Penny: "Famous people are just more interesting."

William Miller: "That groupie"? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!

Elaine Miller: "May I speak with William, please?"
Sapphire: "He's not here. I think he's in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot? ...Hello?"
Elaine Miller: "No, this isn't Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him -- I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."
Sapphire: "All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know guys, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry -- he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go. ...This is the maid speaking, by the way."

Sapphire: "hey don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts."

William: "So, Russell, what do you love about music?"
Russell: "To begin with...everything."

William Miller: "hen and where does this "real world" occur?!"


William: "If we wait too long we risk learning that life is not a game lost nor won...but simply, most often, it is a game that is not played."

William: "The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time in an unexpected place."

William: "Bolt the door...if you're coming in."



Violet: "I'm a coyote."
Kevin: "Great, what's a coyote?"
Violet: "If you want to see me again, then you'll just have to find out won't you."

Violet's Friend: "He's only been in my family for 5 minutes. You've been in my family for my whole life."

Violet: "Dad, if you're doing fine by yourself then why don't you have any socks on?!"
Violet's Dad: "I had a minor disagreement with the washing machine."

Violet: "This is my last night working here...I have to come with 250 dollars before the end of tonight."
Kevin: "Well, here - I have 9 dollars, just to get you started."


Violet: "I've never had someone stare at my ass for half an hour so I'm going to say goodnight now!"
Kevin: "Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first....15 minutes."

Lil: "You won't be a tease if you keep sleeping around!"
Cammie: "Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that part."

Kevin: "I think that this audience got much more than they paid for."

Lil: "You ever get smashed, and you wake up in the morning, look over to find some ugly beast lying on your arm, and you'd rather gnaw off your arm than risk waking them? That's Coyote Ugly."
Girl: "Eww. Why would you name your bar after that?!"
Lil: "Because Cheers was taken."


Maximus: "What we do in life...echoes in eternity."

Commodus: "You wrote me once that the four virtues of a man were wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read this I knew I had none of them. But I have ambition, that can be a virtue sometimes, resourcefulness, courage, maybe not on the battlefield but there are many forms of courage, and devotion... to my family."
Marcus Aurelius: "Oh Commodus, you go too far. Your fault as a son is my failure as a father."

Commodus: "Why is he alive?! He's supposed to be dead! This vexes me, I'm terribly vexed!"

Maximus: "A wise man once told me that death smiles at men, all we can do is smile back."

Commodus: "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!"

Maximus: "On my signal, unleash hell."

Maximus: "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"

Maximus: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Maximus: "All else is just shadows and dust...shadows and dust."


Patrick Bateman: "Did you know I'm utterly insane?!"

Patrick: "I can feel my mask of sanity starting to slip."

Patrick: "You're an ugly bitch! I want to cut you up and play with your blood...and then I want to boil your brains."

Patrick: "I have to go return some videotapes."

Patrick: "Don't you know me?! You're my lawyer!"

Bryce: "Lucky Jew bastard."
Patrick: "Oh Christ...what does that have to do with anything?"
Bryce: "Get this, while he was on the phone, I saw him spinning a fucking menorah-"
Patrick: "A don't spin a spin a dreidl."

Patrick: "I know my behavior has been...erratic lately..."

Elizabeth: "You own a Whitney Housten CD?! More than one?!"

Paul Allen: "Is that a raincoat?"
Patrick: "Yes! It is!"

Patrick: "I do not wish for a better world for anyone. I do not want to help ease my pain...I want to inflict it on others..."

Patrick: "Although I have all the characteristics of a human being - skin, hair, blood, flesh, bone - I don't have one single, indentifiable human emotion."

Patrick: "Ducktape, I need it for...taping something."

Patrick: "My need to engage in homocidal activity on a massive scale cannot corrected."

Patrick: "This whole confession has meant nothing."


Brian: "I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you...and that makes me doubt everything else."

Jake: "Do you think she's changed?"
Brian: "No, I bet she's still 88 pounds and listens to Leif Garrett."

Brian: "If I had felt anything on the other side of that kiss, I would've have given all of it up."

Jake: "You're drunk!"
Brian: "No I'm not! I'm Irish...this stuff is like milk to me!"

Bartender: "So, let me get this're a Catholic priest who's rabbi best friend stole his girlfriend?! I want to thank you for telling me this story."
Brian: "Why?"
Bartender: "Because now, I can retire."

(Brian shows his priest collar thing-y)
Don: "Oh man! Is that thing real?"
Brian: "Oh yeah."


Wolf: "Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself."

Wolf: "It's animal passion."

Snow White: "Hello Virginia!"
Virginia: "Aren't you dead?"
Snow White: "Yes, I'd have to say so. I'm in to the whole Fairy Godmother-occasional appearance sort of thing now"

Snow White: "Do not be bound by what you know. Don't think, become."

Virginia: "When you live each day with all your heart, then you can live happily ever after."

Wolf: "The moon makes me hungry for everything."

Virginia: I don't want to jump unless I know that someone's going to catch me.
Wolf: I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.


Tulio: "If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!"

Miguel: "Yes, we are gods!"

Tulio: "You know that little voice in the back of your head that tells you to quit while you're ahead, well, Miguel...YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!"

Tulio: "What? You're not a god?! All this time you've been lying to me!"

Tulio: "Here's the gate, here's the boat. Here's the gate, here's the boat. Here's the bate, here's the goat."

Tulio: "Wait! I have an idea!" (bangs his head against the wall repeatedly)


Tom: "I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."
Peter: "What are you talking about? You're not a nobody! That's the last thing you are."
Tom: "Tell me some good things about Tom Ripley."
Peter: "Tom is talented. Tom is tender. Tom is beautiful---"
Tom: "You're lying."
Peter: "Tom is not a nobody. Tom has nightmares....that's a bad thing. Tom has somebody to love him...that's a good thing. Tom is crushing me....Tom is crushing me....."

Meredith: "I have thought about you so much."
Tom (as Dickie): "I've thought about you too."
Meredith: "Yeah, well when I've thought about you, I was mostly hating you."

Dickie: "Everbody should have one talent...what's yours?"
Tom: "Forging signatures, telling lies, impersonating practically anyone."
Dickie: "That's three! You should have only one."

Marge: "Tell me, why is it that when men play they always play at killing each other?!"

Tom: "Don't you ever just want to lock some things in a basement and just throw away the key? Then, when you meet somebody, you just want to throw them the key. But you can't, because it's dark in there, and it has demons. I keep wanting to do open the door and let the light shine in and clean everything out."


Susanna: "Crazy isn't about being broken, some big secret that swallows you's just you and me---amplified."

Lisa: "Take one more step and I'll jam this in my aorda!"
Valerie: "Lisa, your aorda is in your chest."
Lisa: "Good to know."

Lisa: "Nobody cares if I die!"
Susanna: "The reason nobody cares if you die is because you're dead already!"

Daisy: "It's got and L-shaped living room, and an eat-in-chicken---"
Susanna: "You mean an eat-in-kitchen?"
Daisy: "That's what I said asshole!"

Therapist: "You chased a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka!"
Susanna: "I had a headache."

Lisa: "So, did you meet your ther-rapist yet?"

Cynthia: "Lisa think she's hot shit because she's a sociopath."
"I'm a sociopath."
Lisa: "No, you're gay."


Ichabod: "Perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you."
Katrina: "Why do you say that?"
Ichabod: "Because you've bewitched me."

Katrina: "Are you always so certain of everything?"

Ichabod: "Appearance is not always truth."

Ichabod: "Villiany wears many masks, but none so dangerous as the mask of virtue."

DOGMA Quotes:

Loki: "Are you kidding me?! Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

Loki: "Our last two days on Earth? If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. Instead, I'll do the next best thing."
Bartleby: "What's that?"
Loki: "Kill people."
(woman next to them spits out her coffee.)
Loki: (laughs) "No, not you!"

Serendipity: "I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it."

Metatron: "You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?"

Metatron: "All you have to do is go to New Jersey."
Bethany: "New ]ersey."
Metatron: "Sure. Go to New Jersey and visit a small church on a very important day. Agreed?"
Bethany: "That doesn't sound like a crusade."
Metatron: "Aside from the fine print, that's it."
Bethany: "What's the fine print?"
Metatron: [mumbling into glass] "Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence. Damn, this is good tequila."
Bethany: "Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that."
Metatron: " 'Damn, this is good tequila'?"
Bethany: "The first part."
Metatron: "Details. Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. God, I hate when people need it spelled out for them."


Boy: "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
Neo: "What truth?"
Boy: "There is no spoon."
Neo: "There is no spoon?"
Boy: "Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

Morpheus: "What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad."

Morpheus: "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."

Morpheus: "Free your mind."


Anna: "The fame thing isn't really real you know. I'm also, just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."- Notting Hill

Spike: "There's something wrong with this yogurt."
William: "It's mayonnaise."
Spike: "There we are then."

William Thacker: "I live in Notting Hill; you live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are; my mother has trouble remembering my name."

Anna: "Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat."


Laurie: "I have loved you since the moment I clamped eyes on you."

Jo: "You can't even propose without quarreling."

Amy: "We'll all grow up some day. We might as well know what we want."

Jo: "If I weren't going to be a writer I'd go to New York and pursue the stage. Are you shocked?"
Laurie: "Very."

Laurie: "Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch."


Homer: "I've looked at other women before, and felt nothing. But with hurts to look at you."

Dr. Larch: "Goodnight you Princes of Maine! You Kings of New England!"

Candy: "I think that's all life's about really, 'waiting and seeing.'"

Mr. Rose: "You're the only one who reads those rules, so you're the only one who feels like you're doing something wrong."


Susie: "Are you certain?"
Fanny: "I have no talent for certainty."

Edmund: "Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly not enough."

Mary Crawford: "Would anyone like to buy my queen?"
Edmund: "At what price?"
Mary: "Two shillings."
Edmund: "Highway robbery!"

Fanny: "Beware of fainting fits. Beware of swoons...."

Fanny: "It could have all turned out differently....but it didn't."

Mrs. Bertrum: "I will tell you, which is more than I did for Mariah, that when the pug has its litter, you will get first pick."

Edmund: "There are as many forms of love as there are moments in time."

Fanny: "Life seems like nothing more than quick successions of busy nothings."

Edmund: "I love you Fanny. I've loved you my whole life."
Fanny: "I know."
Edmund: "No, as a man loves a woman. As a hero loves a heroine. As I have never loved anybody in my entire life."


Viola: "Amazingly enough, it all works out."
Will: "How does it?"
Viola: "I don't know, it's a mystery."

Viola: "I would stay asleep my whole life if I could dream myself into a company of players."

Viola: "When the men look at me, they see my father's fortune. I, will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No...not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love, but love that...over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable---like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love--like there has never been in a play."

Lord Wessex: "I have spoken with your father."
Viola: "So my lord, I speak with him every day."

Viola: "This is not life Will, it is a stolen season."

Will: "If I could measure the beauty of her eyes, I was born to look into them and know myself."

Ned: "I am here, what is the play and what is my part?"

Henslowe: "The show know..."
Will: "GO ON!"

Will: "Can you love a fool?"
Viola: "Can you love a player?"

Will: "You have no soul, how can you understand the longing that seeks for a soulmate."


Mr. Stratford: "Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?"
Kat: "Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30."

Kat: "Am I that transparent?"

Kat: "I hate the way you talk to me / And the way you cut your hair. / I hate the way you drive my car. / I hate it when you stare. / I hate your big dumb combat boots / And the way you read my mind. / I hate you so much it makes me sick -- / It even makes me rhyme. / I hate the way you're always right. / I hate it when you lie. / I hate it when you make me laugh -- / Even worse when you make me cry. / I hate it that you're not around / And the fact that you didn't call. / But mostly I hate the way / I don't hate you -- / Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

Mr. Stratford: "Where are you going?"
Bianca: "Well, if you must know, a small study group of friends."
Mr. Stratford: "Better known as an orgy?"
Chastity: "It's just a party, Mr. Stratford."
Mr. Stratford: "And hell is just a sauna."

Cameron: "I burn, I pine, I perish!"
Michael: "Of course you do."

Bianca: "You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

Celine: "So you reject the idea that love is merely an emotional adaptation to a physical necessity?"
Robert: "Completely."
Celine: "Are you serious?"
Robert: "Fate intervenes in people's lives."
Celine: "In ours, for instance?"
Robert: "Fate brought us together, and kept us together. We are destined for one another."
Celine: "Well, fate had a pretty strange way of making its point."
Robert: "That's part of the beauty of it. It's inexplicable, unpredictable and absolutely beyond control or understanding."
Celine: "You nearly got us killed."
Robert: "But I didn't and here we are."
Celine: "Do you have any substantial evidence to support all this?"
Robert: "Not a single item."
Celine: "You realize it's irrational and absurd."
Robert: "I know that."
Celine: "Then why do you believe it?"
Robert: "Because, Celine, I'm a dreamer."
Celine: "Well I guess that makes two of us."

Celine: "We were married in castle in Scotland, as in England. You know...Paris."

Robert: "Of course it's obvious, guys, it's a trash novel. You buy it at the airport, you take it on holiday."

Celine: "Robert, try to remember what they didn't teach you in Harvard Business School."
Robert: "I didn't go to Harvard Business School!"
Celine: "It's a figure of speech."
Robert: "Oh."


Renton: "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth."

Renton: "Choose your future. Choose life."


Lester: "I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a baloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life...I know, you have no idea what I'm talking about. But don't worry, you will."

Lester: "I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that second isn't a second at all, it streches on forever, like an ocean of time.... "

Ricky: "I'm not obsessing, I'm just curious."

Carol: "Are you trying to be unattractive?"
Jane: "Yes."
Carol: "Well congratulations, you've succeeded admirably."

Ricky: "It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

Angela: "Jane, what if he worships you? What if he's got like pictures of you surronded by dead people's heads and stuff?"

Angela: "I'm tired of people taking their insecurities out on me!"

Angela: "Yeah, well, at least I'm not ugly!"
Ricky: "Yes you are. And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it."

Lester: "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. It makes you wonder what else you can remember."

Lester: "I didn't just lose it. It's not like... Whoops, where'd my job go."

Angela: "There is nothing worse than being ordinary."


Dani: "Are you always this ugly or are you just trying to look like a cow's butt?"

Dani: "I'm not a kid, I'm 14 years old."
Court: "Well oh my goodness."
Dani: "You're not that much older. 16?"
Court: "I'm 17!"
Dani: "Well oh my goodness."

Margaret: "Maybe life's not suppose to make sense."


Lucas: "Who knows where thoughts come from? They just...appear."

Lucas: "In this life, there are nothing but possibilites."

Lucas: "I do not regret the things I have done but those I did not do."

A.J.: "What's with you today?"
Lucas: "What's with today today?"

A.J.: "I don't feel I need to explain my art to you Warren."


William Parrish: "Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in love, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived."

Joe Black: "I don't care Bill. I love her."
William Parrish: "How perfect for you -- to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love."
Joe Black: "Then what is it?"
William Parrish: "Some aimless infatuation which, for the moment, you feel like indulging -- it's missing everything that matters."
Joe Black: "Which is what?"
William Parrish: "Trust, responsibility, taking the weight for your choices and feelings, and spending the rest of your life living up to them. And above all, not hurting the object of your love."
Joe Black: "So that's what love is according to William Parrish?"
William Parrish: "Multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about."
Joe Black: "Those were my words."
William Parrish: "They're mine now."


Ethan: "Sad eyes, where'd you get such sad eyes?"

Ethan: "I always knew you talked to somebody. I just didn't know that 'he' would be a dog."

Ethan: "She just needs the right person to talk to. And then she will!"

Tony: "Be careful, you might catch what she's got."
Ethan: "Oh? And what's that?"
Tony: "Weirdness."


Denton: "All it takes is one voice. One voice that can turn into one hundred voices, one thousand voices. Unless that voice is silenced."

All Newsies: "Better to die than to crawl."

All Newsies: "Once and for all something tells me the tide'll be turnin'. Once and for all there's a fire inside me that won't stop burning. Now that the choices are clear. Now that tomorrow is here. Watch how the mighty will fall for once and for all."

Jack: "Santa Fe, my old friend, I can't spend my whole life hidin'. You're the only light that's guidin' me today."

Spot: "I object your honor."
Judge: "On what grounds?"
Spot: "On the grounds of Brooklyn your honor."

All Newsies: "The things we do today will be tomorrow's news."


Westley: "Death cannot stop love, it can only delay it for a little while."

Westley: "This is true love. You think it comes along every day?"

Buttercup: "You mock my pain!"
Westley: "The world is pain princess! And anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something."

Buttercup: "We'll never make it."
Westley: "Nonsense, you're only saying never because nobody ever has."


John Bender: "Screws fall out all the time sir, the world is an imperfect place."

John Bender: "So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social."

John Bender: "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"- The Breakfast Club

Richard Vernon: "What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?"
John Bender: "Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."

Brian Johnson: "Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."


Kathleen: "So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book when, shouldn't it be the other way around?"

Joe: "The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is to have people who have no decision making ability whatsoever, to make 6 decisions about their coffee."

Joe: "Don't you just love New York in the fall?"


SS Official: "How I envy the young. For them everything is so clear. Things seem to be either one way or another. It is only with a little age that you begin to see life as a series of compromises. But even in compromising one must draw a line."

Peter: "You can't listen to this and not dance!"

Thomas: "I'm not a traitor. I'm a cowboy, and you're a pansy!"


Coach: "I wanna see your @$$ in the air!!!"
Kate: "Well until Hercules here learns how to lock his grip, this will have to do." (lifts up skirt and skates away)- The Cutting Edge

Kate: "Doug, Douglas, you silly thing, please don't think."- The Cutting Edge

Kate: "I swear, you let me down, and it will take you a month to count the blade marks off your back."

Kate: If you're so bored, why don't you read?
Doug: You mean like a book?
Kate: That is the generally accepted format, yes.

Kate: "Toe pick!"


Dionne: "'Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade'. Phat! Did you write that?"
Cher: "Duh, it's like a famous quote!"
Dionne: "From where?"
Cher: "Cliffs Notes."

Mel: "Do you want to have a miserable, frustrating life?!"
Cher: "Oh Josh will have that no matter what he does."

Christian: "Do you like Billie Holiday?"
Cher: "I love him."

Heather: "It's just like Hamlet said, 'To thine own self be true.'"
Cher: "Hamlet didn't say that."
Heather: "I think I remember Hamlet accurately."
Cher: "Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."

Cher: "I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 2 pieces of licorice."

Cher: "Would say I'm selfish."
Dionne: "No, not to your face."

Cher: "I want to do something good for humanity."
Josh: "How about sterilization?"

Josh: "You know in some parts of the world, maybe not in Contempo Casuals, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world."
Cher: "Thank you Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again."

Cher: "Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."


Melanie: "How is everything?"
Jack: "Oh fine---Sammy! Sammy! Put the gun down! They're not toys."

Jack: "My mother use to say 'Love your little guy like a man, and that's what he'll grow up to be-'"
Melanie: "That's funny, your mother knew back then you were going to be gay?"

Jack: "So, she shoves her fish in my face---"
Therapist: "What?!"
Jack: "What?"
Therapist: "Fish with other fish in front of cookies?"
Jack: "Fish, fish-fish."
Therapist: "Ohhhh."


George: "Oh God, death by mini-bar."

George: "...and although you suspect that he might be (softly) gay, as most devestatingly handsome single men of his age are..."

George: "Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God, there will be dancing."

George: "I first met Julianne, (slight laugh) in a mental institution. She was there visiting some French chef she sent insane with a bad review, and I was there visiting Dionne Warwick---"
Kimmy's Mother: "Dionne Warwick?"
George: "Well, yes, he thought he was Dionne Warwick."
Scotty: "Who's Dionne Warwick?"
George: "Sacrilege darling!"
Kim's aunts: "She's Whitney Houston's aunt...she's very good on the psychic friends network."
Scotty: "Oh."
George: "Anyway, I was having one hell of a sing-song with Dionne--who's real name, by the way, is Jerry--and then suddenly, breezing through the doors of the electric shock therapy room, there she is, a vision, in pink."

Michael: "If you love someone, you say it, out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes you by."


Aunt Josephine: "Make a little room in your plans for romance again, Anne, girl. All the degrees and scholarships in the world can't make up for the lack of it."

Diana: "Just say one word and tell me if you're killed!"
Anne: "No... but I think I've been rendered unconscious."

Anne: "Tommorrow is always fresh with no mistakes in it."


Melvin: "Some of us have pretty stories, with good times and noodle salad, just no one in this car."

Melvin: "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

Melvin: "Carol the waitress meet Simon the fag."

Melvin: "Doctor, how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?"


Mr. Keating: "We're not laughing at you, we're laughing near you."

Mr. Keating: "There is a time for daring and a time for caution. A wise man knows which is called for."

Mr. Keating: "Congratulations! Your poem is the first to have a negative score on the Pritchard scale!"

Neil: "The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get into Harvard."

Neil: "The desk set wants to fly."

Mr. Keating: "We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, 'O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless--of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.' That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"

Mr. Keating: "...savor words and language. No matter what anybody tells you...words and ideas can change the world."

Mr. Keating: " must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all."


Old Rose: "A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets."

Old Rose: "It was the ship of everyone else. To me it was a slave ship, taking me back to America in chains. Outwardly I was everything a well brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming."

Trudy: "What's the artist's name?"
Rose: "Something Picasso."
Cal: "Something Picasso! He won't amount to a thing, he won' me!"

Jack: "I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen, or who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people."

Jack: "This is crazy."
Rose: "I know, it doesn't make any sense....that's why I trust it."

Rose: "Why can't I be like you Jack? Just head out for the horizon whenever I feel like it."

Rose: "I believe you are blushing Mr. Big Artist. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing."
Jack: "He does landscapes."

Rose: "It's getting quiet. "
Jack: "Itís just gonna take a couple of minutes to get the boats organized... I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all this."
Rose: "I love you, Jack."
Jack: "Donít you do that! Don't say your good-byes. Not yet. Do you understand me? "
Rose: "I'm so cold."
Jack: "Listen Rose, you're gonna get out of're going to go on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're gonna watch them grow and you're going to die an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not tonight. Not this night. Not like this. Do you understand me? "
Rose: "I can't feel my body."
Jack: "Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I'm thankful, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor... you must promise me you will survive... that you will never give matter what matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise."
Rose: "I promise."
Jack: "Never let go."
Rose: "I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."


Sean: "You've never experienced real loss becuase that only occurs when you love something more than yourself."

Billy: "You're 21 now and you can legally drink, so we figured that the best thing for you was a car."

Skylar: "Maybe we could go out for a cup of coffee."
Will: "Yeah, or we could just eat some caramels."

Skylar: "I can be in the NBA. I'm tall, I like to wear shorts. Hook! Hook! Dunk! Dunk! I'm all about three points."

Sean: "Trust is a very important part of the relationship. If your patient doesn't trust you, then you'll never get them to sleep with you. Nail them while they're vulnerable, that's my motto."
(laughter from the class)
Sean: "Ah, we're back. Welcome back everybody....See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."

Will: "Yeah, I'm pumped, LET THE HEALING BEGIN!"

Sean: "What do you want to do?"
Will: "I want to be a shepherd. I'll get a flock of sheep, go up North and tend to them."
Sean: "Maybe you should go do that."
Will: "What?"
Sean: "You want to jerk off, do it at home with a moist towel."
Will: "I thought we were friends. Why are you kicking me out Sean?"
Sean: "Look at me...What do you want to do with your life? You have an answer for everything. Yet, I ask you a simple question and you can't give me a straight answer. See ya Bo-Peep."

Will Hunting: "You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on an education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library."
Harvard snob: "Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip."
Will: "Maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal."

Chuckie: "You're my best friend so don't take this the wrong way, but if you're still here in twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you. You've got something none of us have."
Will: "Oh come on, why is it always this, I mean, 'I owe it to myself?!'"
Chuckie: "No, fuck you! You don't owe it to yourself, you owe it to me, cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50 and I'll still be doing this shit, and that's fine but your sitting on a winning lottery ticket...and you're too much of a pussy to cash it in. I'd do anything to have what you got, so would any of these guys."
Will: "You don't know what you're talking about."
Chuckie: "Oh I don't? You know what the best part of my day is? The ten seconds before I knock on your door, 'cause I let myself think I might get there, and you'd be gone. I'd knock on the door and you wouldn't be there. You just left. No 'goodbye', no 'see ya later'. You just left. Now I don't know much, but I know that.

Sean: "Do you have a soulmate?"
Will: "Define that."
Sean: "Someone who challenges you."
Will: "That's easy - Chuckie."
Sean: "No, you know Chuckie would lie down in traffic for you. I'm talking about someone who you can relate to, who opens things up for you. Someone who touches your soul."
Will: "Sure, I got plenty."
Sean: "Well, name them."
Will: "Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner..."
Sean: "Well that's great. They're all dead."
Will: "Not to me, they're not."
Sean: "You can't have a lot of dialogue with them."
Will: "Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts."

Lambeau: "Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there, and I didn't have to watch you throw it away."

Will: "I read your book last night."
Sean: "Oh, so you're the one."

Sean: "You'll have bad times, but they'll just wake you up to the good times you weren't paying attention to."

Sean: "You can do anything. You are bound by nothing."


A.J.: "I don't think an animal cracker really qualifies as a cracker. It's sweet, which to me suggest cookie. And you know? Putting cheese on something is sort of a defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. "

Sharp: "Get off the nuclear warhead!"

Rockhound: "Hey nucs! No nucs! No nucs!"

Rockhound: "I just wanted to feel the power between my legs before I die."

Rockhound: "Woman with large breasts....woman with medium-sized breasts....woman with small breasts. This one looks like you....with breasts."


Lily Kate: "You don't move you die."

Lily Kate: "Let's just say I'm not living in the cultural center of the universe."


Mr. Knightley: "I can't think of anything more dull than an evening of watching other people dance."
Emma: "Well then you shall have to dance yourself."
Mr. Knightley: "I have no taste for it, I'd rather fetch that stick."
Emma: "I'll try to remember to bring it to the ball."

Mr. Knightley: "Try not to kill my dogs."

Mr. Knightley: "I rode through the rain! I'd-I'd ride through worse if I could just hear your voice telling me that I might, at least, have some chance to win you."

Mr. Knightley: "Emma, you didn't ask me to contribute a riddle."
Emma: "Your whole personality is a riddle Mr. Knightley, I thought you overqualified."


Danielle: "I'm visiting a cousin."
Henry: "Who?"
Danielle: "My cousin."
Henry: "Yes, you said that. Which one?"
Danielle: "Why, the only one I have sire."

King Francis: "You are the crowned prince of France!"
Henry: "And it is my life!"

King Francis: "I will simply deny you the crown and live forever!"

Queen Marie: "Choose wisely Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England."

Louise: "Oh brilliant! Why that was pure genius!"
Leonardo DaVinci: "Yes! I shall go down in history as 'the man who opened a door.'"

Rodmilla: "Jacqueline, darling, I'd hate to think that you had something to do with this."
Jacqueline: "Oh, of course not mother...I'm only here for the food."

Grand Dame: "And though Cinderella and her prince lived happily ever after, the point, dear gentlemen, is that they LIVED."

Leonardo DaVinci: "A life without love is no life at all."


Holden: "I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship -- no pun intended -- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that -- at least for ten seconds -- and try to dwell in it. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. You can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which -- while I do appreciate it -- I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of."

Alyssa: "How seldom you meet that one person who gets you -- it's so rare."


Ray: "What's wrong Mommy?"
Dorothy: "First class is what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life."

Dicky Fox: I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success.

Jerry: "What do you want from me? My soul?"
Dorothy: "Why not? I deserve that much."

Jerry: "That's more than a dress, that's a Audrey Hepburn movie."

Jerry: "I love complete me."


Troy: "Hello, you have reached the winter of our discontent."

Leilana: "Troy, you're a master at the art of time suckage."

Troy: "One of these days I'm gonna wake up, before noon-"
Lelaina: "Yeah right."
Troy: "I'm gonna turn on the tv and there Bryant Gumble will be and he'll say, 'Today we have with us the Pulitzer-prize winning documentarian Lelaina Pierce. Lelaina, after your first film, 'Why Barbie is Bad', you seemed to have forgotten all about your best friend, Troy Dyer.'"
Lelaina: Troy... who? What was that name again? Oh, right through the heart.
Troy: "I'll probably be working at Whole Foods you know, playing warehouses and hanging around places like the Radio Shack screaming that I used to know you and you'll be in the lights and all beautiful and shit."
Lelaina: "Oh, Troy, no no no no no, that would never happen. They'd never HIRE you at Whole Foods."

Lelaina: "You shut up, I busted my ass to find a job, any job. You won't even bother showing up for interviews."
Troy: "What is it that you want from me, huh? You want me to get a job on the line for the next 20 years til I'm granted leave with my gold-plated watch and my balls full of tumors because I surrendered the one thing that means shit to me. Well you can just exhale because its not gonna happen, not in this lifetime."

Lelaina: "I see my life as a movie and everything around me notices every turn I take, then I find out it's just a random lottery of meanningless tragedy in a series of near escapes."

Lelaina: "Well, I know this sounds cornball but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives."
Troy: "And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke."

Troy: "I am not under any orders to make the world a better place."
Lelaina: "Well, then what good are you?"
Troy: "You're a pathological optimist."
Lelaina: "Youíre pathological."

Lelaina: "Troy, aren't you excited?"
Troy: "I'm bursting with fruit flavor."

Lelaina:: I just donít understand why things just canít go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch or something.

Troy:: Well, Ďcause Mr. Brady died of AIDS. Things donít turn out like that.

Lelaina: "I was really gonna be something by the age of 23."
Troy: "Honey, the only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself."
Lelaina: "I donít know who that is anymore."
Troy: "I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again but I love her."


"He infected you with life?" - The Green Mile

"I have turned the world upside down. I have altered time, and all for you! I move the stars for no one!" - Labyrinth

"I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body, but you lent me your dreams."- Gattaca

"What are you doing here, kid? You don't even know how hard life is yet!"
"It's obvious doctor, that you've never been a thirteen year old girl." - The Virgin Suicides

"A heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating just the same."- Fried Green Tomatoes

"I'm a woman. We don't say what we want but we do reserve the right to get pissed off when we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating..." - Sliding Doors

"Anything less than mad, pasionate, extraordinary love is a waste of time." - Dream For an Insomniac

"Idiot is a stage name! My name's Pierre!"- Madeline

"Do you know what this is? It's my heart...and it's broken."- Great Expectations

"Remember, your focus determines your reality."- Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

"If people are going to start telling the truth in this house I'm going to bed."- The House of Yes

"Did you breakdance in high school?"
"No, but I imagine you did."- The Mod Squad

"I couldn't believe she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name."- There's Something About Mary

"What's past is prologue. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. All that shit. You'll get over it. Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is, man. I mean, each day you think about it less and less. And then one day you wake up and you don't think of it at all, and you almost miss that feeling. It's kinda weird. You miss the pain." - Swingers

"Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like God taking a photograph." - Empire of the Sun

I know we've only known eachother 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days." - The Jerk

(pile of sticks in the road) "Who would do this?"
"Road beavers."- Meet the Deedles

"Go to the bathroom."
"What, right here?"- Blast From the Past

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."- Usual Suspects

"You know what's remarkable? How England looks in no way like Southern California"- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"Eat me." "I'd rather have a McMuffin."- Kiss Me Guido

"You know when you're singing along with this song, and you know all the words cuz you really love it. Then a trains passes and a door closes, and you can't hear the music anymore, but you keep singing anyway. Then, when you can hear it again, you're still perfectly in time with it. Well, that's what love is."- Music From Another Room

"My eyes are prettier."- Gattaca

(test score shows up) "36! WOW! Ladies and gentlemen a 36, 36! Hehe-sorry."- Starship Troopers

"I didn't breathe when you spoke. I was afraid I'd miss a word."- Les Miserables

"Head up young person."- Object of My Affection

"Actresses are suppose to be colorful, flambouyant people. I'm about as flambouyant as a bagel."- FAME

"I feel like the baroness in the sound of music. Everyone else is out making clothes out of curtains and climbing the Alp. All I want to do is shove that guitar up that nun's @$$."- The Opposite of Sex

"What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!"- Life Is Beautiful

"When are men going to realize. Women would much rather have hand-picked daisies wrapped up in a napkin than a dozen generic roses."- Overnight Delivery

"Did you say Hello?"
"No, I said ello, but that's close enough."- Labyrinth

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